Entry#3 Tic Tac Toe

 Hey, why are you just sitting there reading this blog when your breath smells? I can practically smell it from the other side of my screen. Phew! I know, why don't you get something before you continue reading this? Ideally, those pills that look like medicine pills but aren't. I'm having those right now. You're missing out! I'm not just eating them; I'm using them as Mexican maracas. It's like a two-for-one deal! What more could you ask for? But I digress. Let's talk about you.

I want you to get those. Now I'm not trying to sell you on the idea of how it sounds, but more of the feel of it. When you get your hands on that nice 1.7 oz polypropylene package right off the gas station shelf, it feels right, like when you draw a perfect circle in your notebook, you take a second to admire it and say "nice." Not sole? What about the different flavors? I'm currently eating the "strawberry fields" It's perfect for a hot summer day, and boy, we sure do get a lot of those here in Arizona, let me tell you. haha. But be careful! Don't bite down on it! It's as hard as a rock, so you need to enjoy it first, feel it like you would a bald man's head, and most importantly, love it. Love it like you be coming home from IKEA after buying new bathroom supplies like fresh white towels that only cost $5 for a pack. If you're feeling particularly daring after reading this blog, try the "Coca-Cola" flavor (yes, it exists).

Once you start feeling it getting soft in your mouth, bite it. And you will quickly notice the once hard pill is now soft like a cold pillow. The flavors outpouring into your mouth and finally being able to chew on them, every bite slowly getting more and more of a strong flavor. Your words escape when you try to speak. fully trap on that delicious taste. Once consumed, you'll feel the urge to get more. Or try to eat all of it at once, all 37 pills. and waiting for all of them to get nice and soft, all of the different flavours all at once... I'm going to try that with my pack right now. I'll let you know how it goes...  I think I found a new addiction.

Well, I'm off to the grocery store to satisfy my new addiction. You should try eating one pack and see how you like it (not the part where you consume all of it at once)... I see you are still sitting in your chair reading this. I hope by now you've got something to take care of that breath of yours. And I also hope you don't buy those cheap off-brands where the flavor is gone after 3 bites. Let me know in the comments if you feel the same way I do after eating a pack.